#16 Trains

(I am very surprised at my style here and a little bit terrified that so long ago I could so casually attempt to deceive my audience and certainly deceive myself as I talked about this violent nonsense!)

I've never been on a train, so I'll talk about the train mission on the Mission Impossible video game. You are running on top of a train chasing a guy All of his henchman are on the train shooting machine guns. If thats not enough, there are people driving cars and shooting bazokas at you. Helicopters also start shooting at you. All you have is a handgun. This is not a violent game. Back to the mission. It takes around 15 minutes but at the end a helicopter runs into you and you have to blow it up or you die. The mission is hard. Mission Impossible is a good movie but the train mission isn't very good. The train scene in the movie takes like an hour, but not really. I don't know much about trains

THOUGHTS

• WTF
• Yes, I really do switch into blue ink at that point
• Yes, I am embarrassed by my errors in this entry
• I can see why my parents hated video games. This is how my mind worked? I can see why my teacher didn't comment.
• It's a good thing she didn't take my generous use of the second-person as a threat against anyone. I don't say things like "...or you die" anymore.
• "This is not a violent game." Am I trying to be funny?
• "I don't know much about trains" I think this line is my attempt at a good and literary conclusion...
• ...but not really
• And yes, I said "henchman."
• And yes, as I read this I could only think of Half Life: Full Life Consequences